60 Verity Facts

60 Random things you did not know you wanted to know about me
Saw this on Carrie's blog and thought I would copy. I actually really love things like this

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Lamps from IKEA and a tarp.

2. When was the last time you threw up? Last week, for reasons that are unknown.

3. What's your favorite curse word? Mother-flippin'

4. Name 3 people you made smile today. Jason, the articles at theonion.com, and puppies!

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Driving to work

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Making copies and fixing the printer (my job is so exciting!)

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Counting down the minutes until I can leave early from work

8. Have you been to a strip club? Let me think....no

9. What is the last thing you said aloud? "Hello" to one of my co-workers

10. What is the best ice cream flavor? Raspberry

11.What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet Coke, the breakfast of champions

12. What are you wearing right now? Tan cords, a navy polo shirt and kick-ass shoes that I got for 5 bucks at JMR

13. What was the last thing you ate? A Kashi bar

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No. Therefore, it's been a bad week

15. When was the last time you ran? I think Jason forced me to a couple of weeks ago

16. What's the last sporting event you watched? Sports? Me?

18. Who is the last person you emailed? A real estate agent

19. Ever go camping? A lot. We are going to Arches National Park tomorrow through Sunday

20. Do you have a tan? I enjoy the pale, never been in the sun look

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Not typically

25. What did your last IM say? Don't know

26.Are you someone's best friend? Yes, Jason's

27. What are you doing tomorrow? Waking up at 6 AM and driving to Moab

28. Where is your mom right now? At home, cleaning out her attic so that we can move in with her

29.Look to your left, what do you see? The world's oldest fax machine

30. What color is your watch? silver and cream

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia? Convicts

32. Would you consider plastic surgery? No. Everything I would want to change I can do by diet and exercise. I just actually have to do it.
33. What is your birthstone? Sapphire
34. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I usually try to go in, because somehow, I feel healther that way
35. How many kids do you want? 3, and that is it!
36. Do have a dog? No, but I plan to get one before I have a baby. I figure I will practice with a dog first.
37. Last person you talked to on the phone? Jason
38. Have you met anyone famous? I was in the same building as Ewan Macgregor in London, and we probably breathed the same air, so I am going to count that.
39. Any plans today? I am going to see a house with my mom tonight
40. How many states have you lived in? 1
41. Ever go to college? All done!
42. Where are you right now? The library at Westminster
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Moving
44. Last song listened to? Don't remember
46. Are you allergic to anything? Most perfumes
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My $10 Merrill hiking shoes
48. Are you jealous of anyone? Nope
50. Is anyone jealous of you? If they were, would they really tell me?
51. What time is it? 1:27 PM
52. Do any of your friends have children? Too many
53. Do you eat healthy? I try, because otherwise my husband will never leave me alone!
54. What do you usually do during the day? Work, do stuff
55. Do you hate anyone right now? No, but maybe tomorrow!
56. Do you use the word "hello" daily? Sure
58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 25
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes, in California
60. How did you get one of your scars? I was riding my bike downhill, my brakes got stuck and I ran into someone's bushes and scraped up my knee.

There you are. Now you know even more about me than you probably wanted to!

Survey of my deepest thoughts...

What is your desktop wallpaper? Naked babies crammed inside of flowers (doing stuff)

What is your favorite zoo animal? Midget

What was your favorite toy as a child? Bleach

What food do you eat too much of? Elmer's glue

What kind of hairstyle do you have? Hot pink Mullet

What was your favorite activity in gym class? Having large amounts of ball thrown at me

What is on the shirt your wearing right now? Chocolate pudding and spaghetti sauce

What is the picture nearest to you of? Hitler

What kind of salad dressing do you like? Maple syrup

What's your least favorite food? dandelions

What do you do on a Sunday night? prepare for the nuclear holocaust

If you could only use one condiment on your food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Graham crackers

What color are your sheets? hobo-colored

How big is your computer display? Why how big is yours?

What pair of shoes do you wear most often? Boxes

What is your favorite game? Nintedogz and Horsez

What is your favorite Thanksgiving food? Saran Wrap

What is your favorite pizza topping? Froot Loops

What time do you plan on waking up tomorrow? Tuesday

What is your favorite day of the year? Lunch

This is cool!

Check out this article that was featured in Time magazine this week. It is an interview with a high-ranking bishop in the Church of England about the mainstream Christian view of heaven and how it is misunderstood according to verses from the New Testament. It is very interesting how similar his thoughts reflect LDS doctrine. Here is the link:
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1710844,00.html

Fight Night: Robot vs. Robot!

Jason and I made a realization yesterday about two of the leading contenders for president: both Hilary Clinton and Mitt Romney are, in fact, robots. How we know this:

1. They look like robots.

2. They like to do the Robo-Boogie.

3. Because dogs can look up.

Look, Mom and the rest of the Internet, we have a blog!

This is the beginning of Jason and Verity's blog! (though Jason will probably never write on it) In case you are wondering, the incredibly clever title comes from the best show ever made about two folk-parody band mates who come from New Zealand to New York to make it big and also sing songs about racist dragons. If you have not yet seen it, you either don't like things that are funny or perchance do not have HBO. Either way, you must enrich your life with the wonderous sounds of Bret and Jemaine fortnightly.